TurtleCOM 8 – Shredder and Splintered (1 of 2)

DAlex and Tim are joined by their friends Jed Williams and Calico “Rain Man” Cooper for New Year’s Eve. Enjoy listening as they all raise a glass to 2013 and drink “blazing electric death” to finish out the year giggling like 5 year-olds at what April O’Neil is willing to do for a story.

TurtleCOM 7 – Hot Rodding Teenagers from Dimension X (2 of 2)

The Famous Tim Smith stretches comments & corrections for 15 minutes of turtle facts, while DAlex Miller creeps out listeners with tails of his childhood cartoon crushes. Nab another slice of pizza Listener, its one 45-minute NERDgasm!

TurtleCOM 6 - Hot Rodding Teenagers from Dimension X (1 of 2)

DAlex Miller and TFTS digress for half the show as the beauty of this classic TMNT episode is almost too intimidating to critique. Rock Soldiers, Dimension X, and space-aged hipsters reflect what has become of the real world in 2013.

TurtleCOM 5 – A Thing About Rats (2 of 2)

The famous Tim Smith and DAlex the friendly genie wrap up the third episode of the “First Five.” Corrections and commentary launch us into discussing the 3-dimensional character of Michelangelo and TFTS tirades on television politics surrounding the 2K3 series.

TurtleCOM 4 - A Thing About Rats (1 of 2)

The delightful Talia Ellis joins the famous Tim Smith as DAlex Miller over-analyzes his pillow from home. The fine art of home appliances and April’s ignorance to modern feminism makes for an interesting definition to the phrase “Girl Up.”

TurtleCOM 3 - Enter the Shredder

DAlex Miller and TFTS take on the entirety of episode 2 of the 1987 series and all the divergent influences that make this the best TMNT show EVER. Legend of Zelda, Star Wars, and Indiana Jones are all drawn from to make Krang’s first appearance a memorable one.

TurtleCOM 2 - Turtle Tracks (2 of 2)

Back and better than ever, TFTS and DAlex Miller examine the super-humanoid strength of the Ninja Turtles as they rescue April O’Neil from the kidnapping FOOT ninja. Kiss your definitions of structural integrity goodbye as they show you that turtles know how to party!

TurtleCOM 1 - Turtle Tracks (1 of 2)

Welcome to TurtleCOM! DAlex Miller and the famous Tim Smith discuss the first half of “Turtle Tracks” as they are swept up in the nostalgia of New York City in the late 80’s like a calming meal of hot tea and sushi.